Alcoholic Wizards

by Megaton

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The first single off the upcoming album Destroyer of Worlds. First 200 downloads are free! After that, $1. Anyone that donates to us by buying the track will be helping press our CDs for it's release. Thank you all!


Lyrics by: Steve Smith, Serena McLaughlin
Don’t know what they’ve done
Don’t know what they’ve seen
Cast a spell on you
For petty little things

Mage, Hideout, Pub
Heavy drinkin’ carelessly
Words, exchanged, blind
Escalating anger’s rage
More, involved, now
Join the brawling to be
Fight, afoot, all
Magic battle drunkenly

Wizard brawl
At The Hideout
Cast a magic spell
Summon mead demon


Alcoholic Wizards comin’
They don’t like you, or your kind
They will turn you, to a rat
Laugh and chop off your little tail
Alcoholic Wizards comin’
They don’t like you or your kind
They will turn you, to a newt
Make you into lizard stew
(Steve Smith guitar solo)
Lightning bolt
Burnt down the bar
Bodies all around
Wizards disappear



released October 16, 2015
Steve Smith - Guitar, vocals
Serena McLaughlin - Bass, vocals
Derrek Christians - Guitar, backing vocals
Mario Ibarra - Drums

Additional Voices - Adam Peterson

Recorded, Mixed and Mastered by Doug Decker of Anytime Studios



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Megaton Omaha, Nebraska

Heavy sludge from Nebraska. Megaton takes cues from influences ranging from thrash to prog all the way to their base sound of Sabbath and Mastodon worship.

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